Lo we have been married these many years,
And have studied each other in our entirety,
Delved deeply into the other,
Mad rabbits burrowing to escape the fox.
In truth I am ever fonder of your body,
My pleasure to bring about your little death.
Lo these many years are kind to me,
As I benefit from your presence,
You are kind and constant,
And you have not yet removed by axe my worried head.
But while I am on the subject of head,
Lo its absence comes to mind.
So tell me dear, as I type this secretly and with great concern:
We know well where the cunnulingus is,
Pray tell, where is the fellatio?
I'm just asking.
